1. If your boobs are bouncing around on the elliptical, you are ill mannered. Increase the resistance and buy a new bra.
2. If you smell musty, then you are nasty. Use deoderant before coming, do NOT reuse gym shirts, once worn, they are dirty. Dry does NOT mean clean!
3. If you were born in the 80's, then you know only Shanade O'Conner (and even that is widely debatable) could pull off shiny blue spandex, you can't. No, stop talking, you can't. Go change.
4. Last but not least...if you are waiting for the elevator, and as soon as the doors open, you barge in....you are a huge ASSHOLE in life. Stand back, wait for it to clear, then go in meat head.
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