Grandma...purple Capri tights that seem to "cooly" shred at the bottom with black skin tight shorts and a skin tight purple top don't flatter you nor is it cute. You look the the grape character in the fruit of the loom commercials or a toddler newly allowed to dress herself. Congrats for coming to the gym, but go change.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Saturday, October 8, 2011
If this, then that
1. If your boobs are bouncing around on the elliptical, you are ill mannered. Increase the resistance and buy a new bra.
2. If you smell musty, then you are nasty. Use deoderant before coming, do NOT reuse gym shirts, once worn, they are dirty. Dry does NOT mean clean!
3. If you were born in the 80's, then you know only Shanade O'Conner (and even that is widely debatable) could pull off shiny blue spandex, you can't. No, stop talking, you can't. Go change.
4. Last but not least...if you are waiting for the elevator, and as soon as the doors open, you barge in....you are a huge ASSHOLE in life. Stand back, wait for it to clear, then go in meat head.
Friday, October 7, 2011
Life needs to learn the rules
Life is rude. It's. That simple. I had an awesome gym routine going, and then of got in the way. Oh well, bat at it again today. Lets see who else needs to learn a few gym lessons today!
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